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"Tummy Ache Survivor" Tee
$19.99
Sale price
$19.99
Regular price
$24.95
You have been through things. Things that would have taken lesser people completely offline. A tummy ache? You didn't tap out. You laid on the couch, clutched your blanket, questioned every dietary decision you've ever made — and you came out the other side. This tee, featuring a battle-hardened dachshund in a military helmet, is the medal you never got but absolutely deserve. Wear it with honor.
Classic black, soft ring-spun cotton, clean fit. The perfect uniform for veterans of the digestive arts and everyone who respects their sacrifice.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (153 g/m²) — soft, breathable, all-day comfort
- Tubular knit, no side seams — cleaner fit, less waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape — holds its shape wash after wash
- Tear-away label — no itchy tags
- DTG/DTF printed graphic — vibrant and durable
- Care: machine wash cold, tumble dry low, do not bleach
Size chart
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |