"I Peaked in Bed This Morning" Tee

You set a goal. You achieved it. Before 9am. In bed. Was it everything you dreamed? Yes. Are you going back? Also yes. This tee is for the people who understand that the morning's highest point is rarely reached standing up — and have absolutely no shame about it. Wear it as a trophy. Wear it as a warning. Wear it to brunch and let people figure out the rest.

Classic black, soft ring-spun cotton, clean crew neck. Bold typography-only print that says everything without needing to explain itself. Exactly like you.

Product features

• 100% ring-spun cotton (153 g/m²) — soft, breathable, all-day comfort
• Tubular knit, no side seams — cleaner fit, less waste
• Ribbed collar with shoulder tape — holds its shape wash after wash
• Tear-away label — no itchy tags
• DTG/DTF printed graphic — vibrant and durable
• Care: machine wash cold, tumble dry low, do not bleach

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